ok... so my friend ki... she fell out of the car the other day. ahahaha! yea... she was trying to climb over the seat and we both had stuff in our hands so im like pushed up against her trying to keep her from falling... so not really thinkin about it i was just like ok im gonna put the stuff down so i can help her.. so when i moved he he he.... ( Read more... )

If i was a Bodily Excretment i would be:


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