the amish elevator
>An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
>They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially
>by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
>back together again.
>
>The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
>
>The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
>"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
>I don't know what it is."
>
>While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
>a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls
>and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
>between them into a small room.
>The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
>small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
>They continued to watch until it reached the last number
>and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
>
>Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
>24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father,
>not taking his eyes off the young woman,
>said quietly to his son............. "Go get your mother!"
>They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially
>by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
>back together again.
>
>The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
>
>The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
>"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
>I don't know what it is."
>
>While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
>a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls
>and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
>between them into a small room.
>The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
>small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
>They continued to watch until it reached the last number
>and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
>
>Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
>24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father,
>not taking his eyes off the young woman,
>said quietly to his son............. "Go get your mother!"