the dog
> A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around
the
> block?
>
> Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>
> "What's that mean?" asked the child.
>
> "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
> walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and
to
> come to you."
>
> Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
>
> He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside
> with it and said,"Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and
only go
> one time around the block."
>
> The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog
> on the leash.
>
> Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>
> YOU'RE GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
> another dog is pushing her home."
the
> block?
>
> Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>
> "What's that mean?" asked the child.
>
> "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
> walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and
to
> come to you."
>
> Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
>
> He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside
> with it and said,"Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and
only go
> one time around the block."
>
> The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog
> on the leash.
>
> Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>
> YOU'RE GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
> another dog is pushing her home."