Backdated to the day after V-Day, but it sorta covers the whole week after so whatevs

[b_as_a_criminal]

[B's Valentine's Day: Entire world view altered. Was thoroughly nice to Luke. Made out with his wife. Fell madly in love with some dumb chick and began stalking her. Still has the makeup replicating her face, which he wore while murdering his wife. Also felt a feeling like a crush on the country of Taiwan - which actually was kind of okay, since

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[lookingformykid]

[staring. Hey, it's that guy your fake!wife probably talks about]

Hello, can I help you?

[b_as_a_criminal]

[Yeah, how about that. He can see your name floating up there, but he also probably found out via stalking your not!wife. You're lucky she said she didn't love you~]

... You're Harry Mason?

[lookingformykid]

[Oh wonderful....]

Yes. I'm sorry, do I know you?

[b_as_a_criminal]

[Eh don't worry, that shit is so over]

You don't.

[playswithwater]

[Is totally stared at, probably]

[b_as_a_criminal]

[oh yes. B remembers Yuuto saw his real face that one time when he was walking around in the rain. He's hoping Yuuto's memory isn't as good as his, but still curious about what he's up to.

If Yuuto looks over at B, there will be a big lolipop covering his face. He's TOTALLY NOT WATCHING YOU, dude]

[playswithwater]

[Of course not~ And of course that lollipop does an admirable job of disguising B.]

[b_as_a_criminal]

[It is the best lolipop.]

[numanstan]

[Heeeey fellow barber! Have a Vince sitting in one of the chairs, reading a women's magazine.]

Hey! D'you work here, too, mate?

[b_as_a_criminal]

I do.

[his eyes flit to just above his face, before making eye contact]

Ah, you must be Vince Noir. Excuse me for not introducing myself earlier. Please call me B.

[numanstan]

Alright, you've heard of me! I must be gettin' well famous!

[He notices the look, because B's looking at his hair and oh god that means there must be something wrong with it oh god.] Is my hair alright? Haven't got somethin' in it, have I?

[b_as_a_criminal]

Of course you are.

[That wasn't what he was looking at, but - well, barber co-workers, so. He tilts his head and takes a step closer to inspect the hair]

... [after a moment, thumbs up]

[followyouthere]

[There is a dude. Staring at her. She just wants to get home from school, man, okay.]

Can I help you?

[b_as_a_criminal]

I don't know. Can you?

[followyouthere]

No.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Then why ask?