[Since Giriko snapped Luke's neck, B has stayed in the hospital in peaceful boredom while his burned arm heals. After 5 days in the hospital, B's drone wife finally takes notice. Upon her arrival, he notes that she has mail for him. Among them, he finds a small package. She gives a hollow smile, and says she hoped it would make him feel better. A ( Read more... )

[well, this cereal business is hogging the phone lines, so B has finally caved to curiosity. At the least, it would give him a window into things he'll be receiving in the future. You can find him in the cereal aisle at the grocery store, holding up a box to read quietly to himself.]Prison uniform, 5 boxtops ( Read more... )

[ Hey Mayfield, watch out, cause here comes everyone's favorite comrade, Beyond Birthday the dress code enforcer.

"But wait," you say. "All of our regains are gone so our clothes are exactly the same! We can't possibly break the dress code!"  Well that's where you're WRONG. If you cross paths with B, expect to be stopped for a petty reason like ( Read more... )

[Tonight in the park, two guinea pigs are waddling around near some bushes, apparently alone. However, from a distance, Beyond Birthday is peering at them a bit - he doesn't THINK guinea pigs are smart enough to follow him home, but animals really weren't his area of expertise.

And with that in mind, he is...

...strolling off with his hands in his ( Read more... )

[On opening his mailbox today, B's found a paper with a strange pattern on it. The last time he received something like this in the mail, his shinigami eyes came back - or at least, the ability to see true names. Lifespans still show up as question marks. He cocks his head, looking at the paper which is still in the envelope, not yet walking inside ( Read more... )

[Well, the malfunctioning regain fiasco is over, and so, B now has a few things to do.

The first is sneaking into Heather's room and returning a week's worth of panties to their drawer. He is not being inconspicuous about it .

The second is going to 947 Beulah Street in the dead of the night. He gets on a too-small purple bicycle, that seems to have ( Read more... )

[Regaining and reading Akazukin Chacha has turned B into an adorable, slightly loli teenage girl.

He's rolling with it.

And by that, I mean striking a pose on the lawn.]


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[Looking in the mirror, B straightens the tie on a nice suit that Lisa had bought for him before she was droned and asked to take him out someplace nice. He'd declined it, of course. Going along with her suggestions would be a form of yielding. However, since she wasn't entirely loathsome, he'd planned on taking her out on his own terms. On her ( Read more... )

[B's Valentine's Day: Entire world view altered. Was thoroughly nice to Luke. Made out with his wife. Fell madly in love with some dumb chick and began stalking her. Still has the makeup replicating her face, which he wore while murdering his wife. Also felt a feeling like a crush on the country of Taiwan - which actually was kind of okay, since ( Read more... )

[So B is finally unwrapping his package in the mail. As soon as he sees the cover of the manga he recovered, there's a flicker of happiness in his eyes, then he smiles like an excited child, nibbling on his thumbnail]

Chacha~!

Shiine-chan, B missed your cuteness~

[Frantic, gleeful ripping commences - a large chunk of package goes flying and knocks ( Read more... )