Backdated to the day after V-Day, but it sorta covers the whole week after so whatevs

[b_as_a_criminal]

[B's Valentine's Day: Entire world view altered. Was thoroughly nice to Luke. Made out with his wife. Fell madly in love with some dumb chick and began stalking her. Still has the makeup replicating her face, which he wore while murdering his wife. Also felt a feeling like a crush on the country of Taiwan - which actually was kind of okay, since

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[followyouthere]

[There is a dude. Staring at her. She just wants to get home from school, man, okay.]

Can I help you?

[b_as_a_criminal]

I don't know. Can you?

[followyouthere]

No.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Then why ask?

[followyouthere]

Because you're staring, asshole.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Was I? I didn't mean to.

[followyouthere]

Whatever.

[And because this is about as friendly as Margot gets with most, she's back on her way home.]

[b_as_a_criminal]

[doesn't stop staring, lol.]

[followyouthere]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Rounds a corner, buhbye]