some one told me that when paris hilton turned 21 she had at least 3 and possibly 5 parties for the occasion. and they were in places like LA, paris, scandinavia etc.

and it is truly pleasant to say that my 21st topped hers with a loud and resounding sasstastic crash.

our story begins at an overpriced indian resturant in ann arbor michigan. four ( Read more... )

i have crushes on all of you.

i cant help it.

arighty ( Read more... )

i have a big cock.

waxing philo-popsicle ( Read more... )

back in the D and feeling punchy and paunchy.

12 hours in the car yesterday, could be chalked up as one of the most inane and maddening days of my life. truck stops everywhere, every form of matter that could be consumed is fried to a crispy, convoluted death (this includes lettuce.) truck drivers with strange body shapes - their gigantic guts and ( Read more... )

its hot ( Read more... )

check 1 - 2 - 9 - goatee - chimpanzee - . . .

yes. i know i know i know. i is knowing.

its the last weekend of the junior year. the mothercharkin' jr year of the college career thing that was never even supposed to happen and then it happened and then i was going to drop out 7 times and never did because i am scared of things. i should have ( Read more... )

i have a new obsession in life.

batteries not required.

pen through eye ( Read more... )