OHIo

i have left my first real life apartment that i managed to pay rent for 80% of the time. in figuring out what this totaled for about 14 months i wanted to both crap my underthings and do that clasp your hands togethor and wave them in the air like a prize fighter. 4 years ago i would spent that much on candy ( Read more... )

i ate a homemade power bar a little bit ago.
it mostly tasted like hard grape jelly.
i've taken 8 zinc oxide pills in the past 24 hours because my nose is running.
and because i dont have anything else to do.
except write in incomplete sentences.
and crush on men(?) in ill fitting pants.

does zinc make you shit?

i have had the flu for about four weeks now. or maybe what was the flu four weeks ago and then sort of went to this dormant state that made my voice sound like i was smoking doobies rolled with bacon. it returned full force on my flight home to good ol michigan; the cough, the cold sweats, the weird tingly sick skin. momma kronk heard one cough and ( Read more... )

hello there ( Read more... )

i genius.

ok then.

no more free gossip for the masses.

friends only from henceforth.

(unless i have pornographic photos to share and then of course i will make them available to everyone and their mom.)

love always,
caitlin

i want to make this whole kit and caboodle friends only. even the old stuff.

how do i do that?

anyone?
anyone?
anyone know?

judo chop.

oh whiskey.

you are silly.

systems/layers by rachels is perhaps the best thing that has ever happened to my brain this year. and last saturday night i slept in the bed in washington heights that rachel grimes lays her musical head in whenever she is in new york ( Read more... )