dont read this. it will make you eat yourself to stop the inanity.

[asscrackus]

some one told me that when paris hilton turned 21 she had at least 3 and possibly 5 parties for the occasion. and they were in places like LA, paris, scandinavia etc.

and it is truly pleasant to say that my 21st topped hers with a loud and resounding sasstastic crash.

our story begins at an overpriced indian resturant in ann arbor michigan. four

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[summermakegood]

MOVIES WE ARE SEEING WHEN YOU COME TO THE DEAD APPLE:
1. FAHRENHEIT 9/11
2. COFFEE AND CIGARETTES
3. THE CORPORATION
4. NEW YORK MINUTE (just kidding........ maybe)

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
FUCK ALL!

ps.- give give give me the new iron and wine. i have no money. no money at all to buy such things.

[asscrackus]

YES. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED TO SEE THOSE SPECIFICAL FILMILICIOUS MOVIES?

THAT IS WIERD.

BUT WE SHALL ALSO SEE "MEAN GIRLS" AND ANYTHING WITH HILLARY DUFF IN IT.

I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO WORK MY HOME CD BURNER. YOU MAY NOT USE IT. BASICALLY BECAUSE I AM AN INATIMATE OBJECT.

TOO LATE

[summermakegood]

I'VE ALREADY SEEN MEAN GIRLS. UP UNTIL THAT POINT I WAS LOST IN MY EXISTANCE BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS THAT I AM BREATHING. GOD BLESS US ALL.

I CAN STAND TO SEE 'SHREK 2 AND PRISONER OF AZKABAN' AT LEAST ANOTHER 38 TIMES IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THAT SORT OF THING. BE FOREWARNED THOUGH, I VOMIT UPON SEEING COMPUTER ANIMATION SO IT MIGHT GET A LITTLE MESSY.

Re: TOO LATE

[asscrackus]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BEAT ME? ITS NOT FAIR AND I DONT THINK I LIKE YOU ANY MORE.

IN OTHER NEWS: MATT MOTEL MADE OFF WITH GREAT UNCLE AND IS INDULGING IN POLYGAMY WITH NINE OTHER INDIVIDUALS SOMEWHERE SOUTH. WE NEED TO HAVE SOME SORT OF RESCUE CAPER.

IN STILL MORE NEWS: FRIENDSTER CONTINUES TO SUCK MY ASS. WHY WONT IT LET ME POST PICTURES? NEVERMIND DONT ANSWER. I HAVE TAKEN MY BUISNESS TO MYSPACE.COM. HA!

[opeepee]

happy, happy, happy, happy birthday. i, too, cannot wait to see the palme d'or. ooh la la. merry festivities. love to you.

[asscrackus]

oh pop-n-fresh!!! you silly fool.

did you get your rep? where is it? is it green?