FAN ART for Torchwood's most Bitchin' Fan Fiction!

[ask_captainjack]

You all recall that I am the author of the most bitchin' Torchwood fan fiction ever:

"The Adventure of the Three Gay Unicorns" by Captain Jack Harkness, RAF.

It rocked your small worlds, I know.

Today I received this letter attached to some bitchin' fan art.

Hey, Captain Jack! I had a lot of free time at work today so I used company resources to

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

My tie does not match my suit. But it does match the Unicorn! Clearly I am prepared for every eventuality.

[ask_captainjack]

It's pink! You love pink!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I do like a pink tie. It says, "I'm so manly I'm beyond gender semiotics!"

Stop giggling when I say semiotics!

[ask_captainjack]

I also giggle when you say semantics. GO ON, win an argument by telling me it's a "Matter of semantics, Jack".

[woman_of_]

Aww! Poor Ianto, and he has such a busy day today teaching a lot of people to act, and yesterday singing for them......Oh NO! Wait that was the Gareth Llyod-Davis guy, I always get them mixed up, they could be twins!

[ask_captainjack]

They're similar but not identical!

You can tell them apart because one is Ianto Jones who makes me croissanwiches, whereas the other one is Gareth David-Lloyd who doesn't have a clue what I'm talking about when I scream that I want a croissanwich.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He did look very startled. The retcon seems to be holding, though.

[ask_captainjack]

It's his fault for walking around Cardiff looking like you.

You don't walk around Cardiff looking like him!

Plus, you'd think he'd have figured out from the LOOK AT THIS BUTLER posters that I'm the guy expecting his butler to make him croissanwiches.

[gwen_e_cooper]

That is nice fan art!

It's probably good that they didn't do a drawing of me distracting the unicorns.

The manips were kind of disturbing.

[ask_captainjack]

YOU SHOULD BE FLATTERED! They gave you Jessica Beal's tits!

[gwen_e_cooper]

It wasn't that, it was the fact I don't tan, being Welsh. And I don't have a sideways head, being human.

[ask_captainjack]

The neck was just a little bit off. Who was looking at your NECK anyway?

[teaboyfan]

This is excellent fanart; it captures all the nuances of your subtly drawn story. I didn't know that unicorns could scowl evilly. Ianto's sad facial expression and body language are totally right. Perhaps this will inspire you to write another story; I love it when you shoot bad things in the face and save Ianto.

[ask_captainjack]

Thank you Teaboy. It's true I am amazing at shooting things in the face and saving Ianto.

When we were rescuing that space whale, a whale-chopping asshole tried to shoot Ianto but his gun jammed! I comforted Ianto by yelling at him to go after all the escaping criminals. It's taking the time to do thoughtful things that really highlights why I'm better than your regular everyday boss.

I'm feeling inspired! Maybe I will write another fan fiction. I have to catch up to Hart. The last update I saw was Chapter 780/1290.

[10_rose]

Fantastic arts!

[ask_captainjack]

MS PAINT is a hell of a thing!