FAN ART for Torchwood's most Bitchin' Fan Fiction!

[ask_captainjack]

You all recall that I am the author of the most bitchin' Torchwood fan fiction ever:

"The Adventure of the Three Gay Unicorns" by Captain Jack Harkness, RAF.

It rocked your small worlds, I know.

Today I received this letter attached to some bitchin' fan art.

Hey, Captain Jack! I had a lot of free time at work today so I used company resources to

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

That is nice fan art!

It's probably good that they didn't do a drawing of me distracting the unicorns.

The manips were kind of disturbing.

[ask_captainjack]

YOU SHOULD BE FLATTERED! They gave you Jessica Beal's tits!

[gwen_e_cooper]

It wasn't that, it was the fact I don't tan, being Welsh. And I don't have a sideways head, being human.

[ask_captainjack]

The neck was just a little bit off. Who was looking at your NECK anyway?

[gwen_e_cooper]

I can't believe you looked. :o(

[ask_captainjack]

Art made by fans should always be appreciated, Gwen. I don't care how large or scary Ianto's manip cock may appear!

[gwen_e_cooper]

That's a manip? I thought...

So, back to the unicorn pic. It's charming!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

My cock is not scary!

...is it?

[gwen_e_cooper]

The manipulated cock!

I avert my eyes in the showers, Ianto!

Sometimes.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

But because that's common courtesy, right? Not because it's scary.

[ask_captainjack]

The cock on your body is fantastic. It's the one on the Internet that is LOL.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Never hurts to be sure, that's all.

[ask_captainjack]

You're so insecure. Hang on I'll help your cock's self-esteem.

Just let me crouch down an--HEY don't try to walk away, come stand here where I'm pointing.

Excellent, now I'm crotch level and able to slam some compliments into you:

LISTEN IANTO'S COCK. DON'T BE INTIMDATED OR FREAKED OUT BY THE INTERNET. YOU'RE AMAZING JUST AS YOU ARE!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Is it okay if I'm a little freaked out by you talking to my cock?

[gwen_e_cooper]

It's better to be a cock-talker than a cock-blocker!

Not that I am. Except that one time. Sorry. I knock now.

[ask_captainjack]

Gwen, you're always welcome. My door is always open unless Ianto's feeling paranoid and has wedged a chair against it.