You all recall that I am the author of the most bitchin' Torchwood fan fiction ever:
"The Adventure of the Three Gay Unicorns" by Captain Jack Harkness, RAF.
It rocked your small worlds, I know.
Today I received this letter attached to some bitchin' fan art.
Hey, Captain Jack! I had a lot of free time at work today so I used company resources to make
a highly accurate depiction of a scene from your awesome fan fiction. Hope you enjoy it!
-V
Look with your eyes and enjoy:
This is accurate, kids. Ianto's mouth always looks like a sad rainbow when he's stabbed.
I feel so bad for his terrified stick eyebrows.
Don't worry, Ianto! I'd say, as I smoothed them back onto his face. I shot that unicorn dead in the face.