Epic Battle Of Lulz

[ask_aboutcoffee]

If you're reading this, Team, it means the Hub has gone into lockdown. It'll cycle off when this is over. I couldn't risk anyone else during this fight.

I challenged the Master to a LOL-off. We're meeting on the Plass to throw down macros. If I win, he's mine to do with as I please. If he wins -- well, he won't, so that doesn't matter.

I'm

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[taffimai]

I have faith in you, Ianto! Kick his ass!

*tries not to worry, regardless*

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Your faith is not misplaced!

Everybody knows the butler always survives.

[taffimai]

He has to! Otherwise there'd be no one to clean up all the blood and gore and random body parts.

Ummm, have you thought about what Jack's going to do to the Hub to try to get out when he realizes what's going on up there?

[ask_captainjack]

I'm already stealing large pieces of bristol board and ALL THE FUCKING MARKERS.

If my boy Ianto goes up against the Master with only his LOLs, I'm making him supportive signs to encourage him to live.

LIVE IANTO.

YOU HAVE TO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. YOU HAVE ME TO LIVE TO FOR!

[ask_captainjack]

The ancient ritual of the LOL-OFF is well-known in the 51st century.

There's usually a LOL-OFF Commissioner, but maybe that position evolved later? Same as the LOL-OFF appetizers and the LOL-OFF parade.

I can't believe I get to see a primitive display of LOLERY right in my own city!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Stay there, Jack! I won't have you hurt by the LOLLERSKATES!

[ask_captainjack]

SHIT, YOU LOCKED THIS THING.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO SNEAKY!?!

I KEEP FALLING FOR IT.

I'm SO turned on right now.

SHIT, KIDDO!

[of_tarminster]

He won't be.

It's the ROTFLCOPTERS that'll get him in the end.

[inquireof_liz]

Take him, Mr. Jones! It's your duty! Give him the figurative handbag right between the eyes!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I have my metaphorical sonic brick well in hand, ma'am!

[of_tarminster]

You're getting your literal arse kicked.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You literally wish.

[ask_janet]

lockdown? now everyone can see what it's like to be me.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm not feeding them entrails.

[ask_janet]

maybe you should. they're really good.

[timeagency]

We don't want entrails. He does.

[rednwhiterose]

OOoo the horror!! The abject horror!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Kick is arse Ianto!!!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Doing my best!

[rednwhiterose]

I know. If I was in the least bit witty I'd offer up some ideas. As it is...all I have are cookies.

*offers cookie*

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Ooh, is that chocolate-chip-macadamia-nut?

Don't mind if I do.

BRB DESTROYING THE MASTER!