A Priority "Communication"

[ask_captainjack]

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To: Harkness, Jack
From: Jones, Ianto
Subject: SORT THIS OUT! was RE: Seriously Jack! was: FW: Overdue Annual Report 08-09
Priority: High

Jack. This is another priority communication from Her Majesty that is now incredibly overdue.

Please reply immediately! - IJ Her Majesty The Queen

Comments

[inquireof_qell]

I have never! In all my years as queen! Captain Harkness, are you drunk?

[ask_captainjack]

I'm not drunk! I'm too responsible (FOR LIVES!) to drink!

Pucker up butter-cup!

[inquireof_qell]

I shouldn't try that were I you, Captain.

[oh_doask]

Ma'am, do you care for a tea maybe? I'll serve it to you myself.

[inquireof_qell]

That's very good of you, Captain Hart! I shall keep your offer in reserve for the next time I am in Wales and require tea.

[oh_doask]

It is certainly a standing over. Give my regards to Philip. You are both very sexy, your majesty.

[inquireof_qell]

You're very sweet to say so, Captain.