Comments | ask_captainjack: A Priority "Communication"

ask_captainjack

A Priority "Communication"

Apr 01, 2009 08:41

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To: Harkness, Jack
From: Jones, Ianto
Subject: SORT THIS OUT! was RE: Seriously Jack! was: FW: Overdue Annual Report 08-09
Priority: High

Jack. This is another priority communication from Her Majesty that is now incredibly overdue.

Please reply immediately! - IJ Her Majesty The Queen ( Read more... )

pranks, royalty, workplace

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oneloveonelight April 1 2009, 13:40:23 UTC

What a coincidence, I've been sucking your butler's cock too. Cool! You might have been there, were you the guy to my right?

LOL, J/K (wish I wasn't). Actually, I completely forgot it was April Fools day until you mentioned it. Perfect, I now have time to plan. I need to figure out how to work nudity into an office prank is all...

ask_captainjack April 1 2009, 13:45:48 UTC

I love good pranks. I'll help you pull this off. What you do is...Sit in your office chair (naked from the waist down) behind your huge oak desk.

Scream for your assistant or butler: "HEY ASSISTANT! I NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!"

Then, when they run in all eager to collate your documents or whatever, you tell them you've dropped a pencil under your desk...See where I'm going with this?

It's extra funny if you write a message on your dick. Or a happy face? It's not easy to do a circle, so concentrate. It's the little details that make a prank so funny.

oneloveonelight April 1 2009, 13:47:16 UTC

But what if you have a vagina? Write it on your labia?

ask_captainjack April 1 2009, 13:49:23 UTC

Not easy to read down there! Is there any hope that you can get a cock before the end of business hours? There are several good shops online.

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ruth76 April 1 2009, 13:41:17 UTC

Whilst you're communicating with HRH, perhaps you could play matchmaker and set Captain John up with a Corgi?

ask_captainjack April 1 2009, 13:47:06 UTC

Those smart bitches would never give him the time of day!

Besides, he's starting to smell like pterodactyl and dogs are wary of sloppy seconds.

ruth76 April 1 2009, 14:08:09 UTC

i bow to your superior wisdom! Even dogs have standards...!

inquireof_qell April 1 2009, 13:53:01 UTC

This fellow is absolutely unsuitable for dog ownership. I should rather build another wing onto the kennels than allow one of my dears to be adopted by him.

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thaddeusfavour April 1 2009, 13:50:13 UTC

I'm just no good at pranks. I am total prank fail. ::sigh:: I'll just have to settle for being stunningly good looking and completely awesome in bed... or out of bed, on the dryer, in the backyard, couch, floor, car...

ask_captainjack April 1 2009, 13:51:20 UTC

That's not settling, Thaddeus. That's playing to your strengths!

inquireof_qell April 1 2009, 13:51:03 UTC

CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS.

What on earth has come over you?

smirnoffmule April 1 2009, 13:54:12 UTC

The butler. Didn't you read the memo?

ask_captainjack April 1 2009, 13:56:29 UTC

THIS!!!!! x A BILLION!

oneloveonelight April 1 2009, 13:59:35 UTC

That's only on Earth, though. What/who in the Universe has come over you? Inquiring minds want to know.

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woman_of_ April 1 2009, 13:51:38 UTC

Oh yes, but like you, gave a good reply. With a smile on my face, of course!

ask_captainjack April 1 2009, 13:52:44 UTC

A smile on my face is my default! See icon!

woman_of_ April 1 2009, 14:03:23 UTC

Oh yes, and me! See Icon. I'm the female (well with a name like mine, I would be).

inquireof_qell April 1 2009, 14:25:51 UTC

A smile on one's face is always a positive thing. It shows you approve of your subjects and such. I find a small wave is also very effective.

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