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ask_captainjack

A Priority "Communication"

Apr 01, 2009 08:41

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To: Harkness, Jack
From: Jones, Ianto
Subject: SORT THIS OUT! was RE: Seriously Jack! was: FW: Overdue Annual Report 08-09
Priority: High

Jack. This is another priority communication from Her Majesty that is now incredibly overdue.

Please reply immediately! - IJ Her Majesty The Queen ( Read more... )

pranks, royalty, workplace

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oneloveonelight April 1 2009, 13:40:23 UTC

What a coincidence, I've been sucking your butler's cock too. Cool! You might have been there, were you the guy to my right?

LOL, J/K (wish I wasn't). Actually, I completely forgot it was April Fools day until you mentioned it. Perfect, I now have time to plan. I need to figure out how to work nudity into an office prank is all...

ask_captainjack April 1 2009, 13:45:48 UTC

I love good pranks. I'll help you pull this off. What you do is...Sit in your office chair (naked from the waist down) behind your huge oak desk.

Scream for your assistant or butler: "HEY ASSISTANT! I NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!"

Then, when they run in all eager to collate your documents or whatever, you tell them you've dropped a pencil under your desk...See where I'm going with this?

It's extra funny if you write a message on your dick. Or a happy face? It's not easy to do a circle, so concentrate. It's the little details that make a prank so funny.

oneloveonelight April 1 2009, 13:47:16 UTC

But what if you have a vagina? Write it on your labia?

ask_captainjack April 1 2009, 13:49:23 UTC

Not easy to read down there! Is there any hope that you can get a cock before the end of business hours? There are several good shops online.

oneloveonelight April 1 2009, 13:58:02 UTC

I tried once to buy one at K-mart but the good ones were sold out. They looked nothing like the one you have here (see icon).

I suppose one could write a happy face on their clitoris. It's kind of like a cock, sort of.

ask_captainjack April 1 2009, 14:05:55 UTC

I'm out of options for your workplace pranking.

TOO FASCINATED BY YOUR AMAZING ICON FEATURING ME. I never thought my hugeness could be so well-represented in 100x100 pixels.

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oneloveonelight April 1 2009, 16:32:56 UTC

Feel free to snag! I too look at that icon quite often and do some mental measuring. Sometimes I wonder if I should have zoomed out more, let the nipples have more air time, etc. But I'm glad for the solid 5 seconds or so I gave the "package". Hee!

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