Dear Captain Jack: Hello again, Jack! I've got a new problem I'd love to have shot in the face.

My lower back hurts like a bitch--and not the fun kind of bitch! The bitchy kind of bitch. I don't know what to do! It's my... Hold on while I reference a human muscle diagram.
AHA! It is my left obliques.

One, why does it hurt? You know a lot of crap so ( Read more... )

Dear Captain Jack: I don't even know where to start looking for a long-term relationship, but I'm pretty sure I want one.

My last relationship ended due to our insufficient overlap of sexual kinks, which lead to an erectile problem that distressed him more than it did me. Also, he was into monogamy. In theory I'm not in favor of that, but in ( Read more... )

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To: Harkness, Jack
From: Jones, Ianto
Subject: SORT THIS OUT! was RE: Seriously Jack! was: FW: Overdue Annual Report 08-09
Priority: High

Jack. This is another priority communication from Her Majesty that is now incredibly overdue.

Please reply immediately! - IJ Her Majesty The Queen ( Read more... )

Dear Captain Jack: Please help me!!!! I know you can give me some advice. I got suckered at work into being on the Health & Safety committee. We need one rep on every floor in my building. I said I would do it but they told me later that the training is on a saturday and a sunday morning. It will run 12 hours in total. My weekend will be ruined.

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