Happy Easter, Have Some Sex

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We got a report from Torchwood Two this afternoon of Greys in Snowdonia National Park, on Snowdon itself (the lower levels, which is even more worrying) (at least I think that's what he said, Archie has kind of a strong burr). It's possible there was a spacecraft crash or some kind of tourist package -- Earth on Three Credits a Day! -- but either

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[oh_doask]

[gwen_e_cooper]

Thank you for not taking Max.

Now don't let the door hit ya where the...

Well. Have a lovely drive. :o)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Look, did you take Max or not? Because if not he's crawled under something and I probably have to find him and pull him out by his scruff.

[ask_captainjack]

WHERE IS MY PUPPY? I saw a vole this morning and I need Theresa to squeeze under the flux capacitor and savage it (to death).

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Bloody voles, give them an inch and they'll chew your capacitor cords.

I found Max, he was eating something disgusting under the subetheric resonator. Possibly another vole? We're on walkies, I'll be back with him in a minutes.

[ask_captainjack]

Get back here as quickly as possible. I'm giving out Easter cuddles and your ass is first on the list.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It had better be!

But not too cuddly, Gwen is around and Max is a sensitive growing puppy.

[ask_captainjack]

Theresa is tough as nails! He grew up on the mean streets of Cardiff. I bet he had to kill and eat another puppy to win that frozen veg box I found him in.

[oh_doask]

Would I ever do such a thing as lure an innocent dog into an innocent bag with a dog--sized bag of dog biscuits after YOU said I shouldn't? And would he be looking at me with those big eyes begging for another one right now?

PS: Your roads are a disgrace.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He is not, I found him under the subetheric resonator.

Don't pay taxes, don't get to complain about the roads. Shooting aliens is more important than Owen's terrible suspension anyway.