Happy Easter, Have Some Sex

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We got a report from Torchwood Two this afternoon of Greys in Snowdonia National Park, on Snowdon itself (the lower levels, which is even more worrying) (at least I think that's what he said, Archie has kind of a strong burr). It's possible there was a spacecraft crash or some kind of tourist package -- Earth on Three Credits a Day! -- but either

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[thaddeusfavour]

Poor Theresa! Being manhandled into an overnight bag... Wait. I bet John just lured him with some biscuits, didn't he? Dogs are slaves to their stomachs just like Jack is slave to his _ _ _ _.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The bottom of the bag's probably filled with crumbs and disgusting things (Max loves disgusting things).

Dogs are slaves to their stomachs just like Jack is slave to his _ _ _ _.

You can say it: croissanwich cravings.

[ask_captainjack]

I'm a master of my cravings. Even though I usually want to shake out gym bags for the power bar crumbs I have learned to refrain!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I hate to tell you this, but the croissanwiches sometimes prove too much for you. Even when you suspect the cheese is vegan.

[horcrionebay]

Maybe you should host a "How to understand sarcasm" class and surreptitiously invite Gwen.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm sure she'd completely get the message.

(See? Look how good I am at it! I'm unappreciated in my own time.)

[horcrionebay]

Ah, well, perhaps you need to be blunt about it.

You can even be effectively sarcastic on the internet! That takes some skills.

[smirnoffmule]

Ironically, then she'd probably think he was being sarcastic.

I think a wiser course of action is to invent some secret code for all the times when you're not being sarcastic. Like standing on one leg, or tweaking your ear, or rubbing your belly. You may feel a bit silly, but at least not for very long or very often.

[oh_doask]

Look at him with his head just sticking out past the zipper.

He wouldn't jump out if I glued him in place.

Am I taking the SUV or are you graciously giving up your car to the cause, buttboy?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Max is not going to Snowdon to fight aliens.

You can take Owen's old car. It's a Jeep. If you find any brains, just chuck them out, he liked to joke about the zombie thing.

[woman_of_]

Oh dear! And not just at any time of the year, but Easter. All those poor defenseless tourists just ready for John's lustful encounters....probably taking their dogs a well. Thinking they are going for a nice breath of fresh air.

I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of Torchwood didn't have to go as well to clean up the aftermath.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oh GOD. Don't let him see that icon.

[woman_of_]

Hee Hee it was made for me, so has my name on it! :-)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He'll be fine! He'll do well. He hasn't killed anyone lately. I'll just keep telling myself that.

[szm]

Sadly using sarcasm on work mates always has that down side.

"Why yes of course I can do that too, I've got a whole hour before the end of my shift..."

This is why I got off at nine instead of eight tonight.

North Wales? My mum lives close to North Wales, Hart's not stopping at any border towns is he?

[oh_doask]

Stop. Go. Hart.

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I'm graffitying it on the SUV below TORCHWOOD. Above TORCHWOOD. ONTO TORCHWOOD.

Tell her to step in front of my car and I'll take her with. It'll be the ride of her life.

[szm]

I might just do that, it would be a toss up to see who was more traumatised

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Don't Get Mad, Get Ianto.

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I will Get Ianto so much at you if you graffiti the SUV.