Happy Easter, Have Some Sex

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We got a report from Torchwood Two this afternoon of Greys in Snowdonia National Park, on Snowdon itself (the lower levels, which is even more worrying) (at least I think that's what he said, Archie has kind of a strong burr). It's possible there was a spacecraft crash or some kind of tourist package -- Earth on Three Credits a Day! -- but either

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[thaddeusfavour]

Poor Theresa! Being manhandled into an overnight bag... Wait. I bet John just lured him with some biscuits, didn't he? Dogs are slaves to their stomachs just like Jack is slave to his _ _ _ _.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The bottom of the bag's probably filled with crumbs and disgusting things (Max loves disgusting things).

Dogs are slaves to their stomachs just like Jack is slave to his _ _ _ _.

You can say it: croissanwich cravings.

[ask_captainjack]

I'm a master of my cravings. Even though I usually want to shake out gym bags for the power bar crumbs I have learned to refrain!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I hate to tell you this, but the croissanwiches sometimes prove too much for you. Even when you suspect the cheese is vegan.

[ask_captainjack]

I thought the "vegan cheese" thing was you being mysterious. Are you really using fake cheese in my croissanwiches? Foolie McFoolington, you fascinate and enrage me!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I don't know....am I?

[ask_captainjack]

Is the answer in your pants, Ianto? I'm deeply concerned that it might be.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It might be. I think it's vital that you investigate as soon as possible.