It always saddens me to see people of the twenty-first century mourning my death. I know I'm brilliant, but really! I'm obviously not dead, or I wouldn't be typing this on the holokeyboard for you to read ( Read more... )

Your Majesty, on behalf of Torchwood Three and the People of Wales, allow me to wish you a very

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Jack made me use that font. Have a fairy cake?

It is Advice Day in Cardiff! And I am here to stun-gun your problems in the face. (So is Andy, as he's on stadium duty today, poor sod, so I'm posting for him.)

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We got a report from Torchwood Two this afternoon of Greys in Snowdonia National Park, on Snowdon itself (the lower levels, which is even more worrying) (at least I think that's what he said, Archie has kind of a strong burr). It's possible there was a spacecraft crash or some kind of tourist package -- Earth on Three Credits a Day! -- but either ( Read more... )

Sing along if you know the words!

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Any aliens, monsters, or other fiends who show up in Cardiff today had better be prepared to wait for a seat in the pubs or to be shot in the face, because Gwen and I have dragged Jack out despite his supposed disinterest in Six Nations. I'm fairly certain nothing is more menacing today than a sport fan being ( Read more... )

Ordinarily I like to space out my entries a bit, but this simply couldn't wait.

If you think the Welsh couldn't rule the world if we wanted to, I invite you to watch what we can do to sheep (minds out of the gutters if you please).

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We could rule the world. We just prefer making sheep play pong.

I swear to God, Gwen made me hang these posters all over Cardiff this morning.


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You know, I'd really like to be able to blame the Rift for the strange people I meet, and with locals I can just about manage that. But frankly, unless its effect is a lot more widespread than previously estimated, I think the English are just weird.

For example, today. I was manning the Information Centre, posting sarcastic comments to bad ( Read more... )

I was pleased to discover this morning that I am no longer the only person on the internet who is interested in Welsh tourismAlthough I am acting under the assumption that none of my comrades are also Information Centre employees and/or agents of a top-secret organisation fronted by the Welsh Tourism Board. If you are, don't tell me, I probably don ( Read more... )

As I have long suspected, I am the only person on the internet who cares about Welsh tourism.


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