Many Happy Returns

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Your Majesty, on behalf of Torchwood Three and the People of Wales, allow me to wish you a very

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Jack made me use that font. Have a fairy cake?

Comments

[rednwhiterose]

Wow that's.....sparkly.

Happy B-day Your Majesty!!

[thaddeusfavour]

Whoa! Glittery!

Edit: Oops. Wrong place. Oh well.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The sparkles have bewildered stronger men than we.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The adjective you're looking for might be "blinding".

[neifile7]

At least it wasn't Comic Sans. Thank fuck for small mercies.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Only because they don't offer it...

[woman_of_]

No I wouldn't take responsiblity for that font either!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Jack does love his sparkles.

[ask_captainjack]

WHO DOESN'T LOVE SPARKLES!

[beathen]

Epileptics?

[ask_captainjack]

They don't work at Torchwood. How could they possibly handle the nightclubbing? Or the disco ball in my hole?

[1_mad_squirrel]

You have a disco ball in your hole??? The mind reels.

[51stcenturyfox]

Yes, see... I'm starting to fucking LOVE spar- oh man, swearing in front of the Queen on her birthday... I can't do that and I'm not even British develop an appreciation for sparkles.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, that makes one of us!

[inquireof_liz]

I must tell you, this is the merest example of glitter where Captain Jack is concerned. When I arrived for my party in the year 2000, there was glitter spread literally knee deep in places. Streamers everywhere. Bunting. Sequins.

I think Jack was a bit depressed that year.

[ask_captainjack]

I was. Something horrible happened to me. All of my team was shot in the face. DIDN'T ALEX CARE HOW THAT WOULD AFFECT ME? I don't think he was thinking about my needs at all.