Happy Easter, Have Some Sex

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We got a report from Torchwood Two this afternoon of Greys in Snowdonia National Park, on Snowdon itself (the lower levels, which is even more worrying) (at least I think that's what he said, Archie has kind of a strong burr). It's possible there was a spacecraft crash or some kind of tourist package -- Earth on Three Credits a Day! -- but either

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[ask_captainjack]

Gwen deserves some nice flowers. But her flat is so small. Is there room to display flowers in there amid all the debris from her fat Welshman? I'm thinking of all the space his bathrobe must take up!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Jack. We have a Dyson. There is no debris. Suction.

[ask_captainjack]

THAT MAN IS SO CLEVER. I wonder if he wants a job at Torchwood? We could use some sonic-suction-type inventions.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Jack, who looks at a vacuum and thinks: "This could be more sonic?"

[ask_captainjack]

I always want things to be more sonic. More speed holes! More toppings! I always want more, Gwen.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I always get extra toppings. I'm so glad we've got Oreos here now.

We had those bitches on our frogurt sundaes at Disneyworld and they're perfect.