Happy Easter, Have Some Sex

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We got a report from Torchwood Two this afternoon of Greys in Snowdonia National Park, on Snowdon itself (the lower levels, which is even more worrying) (at least I think that's what he said, Archie has kind of a strong burr). It's possible there was a spacecraft crash or some kind of tourist package -- Earth on Three Credits a Day! -- but either

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[ask_captainjack]

I can't ruin an Easter Surprise! They're the best of the Liturgical Surprises!

I hope you've got your bonnet, Ianto.

In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,
You'll be the grandest butler in the Easter Parade.

I'll be all in clover and when they look you over,
I'll be the proudest fellow in the Easter Parade!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Can I wear an Easter Bowler instead? I dyed one of them pink to match my shirt.

[ask_captainjack]

Oh the thought!

Oh, I could write a sonnet about your Easter bonnet.

And of the boy I'm taking to the Easter Parade.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

In my Easter bowler,
And stun gun in its holster,
I'll be the best-armed fellow
At the Easter Parade!

[ask_captainjack]

I'll be bending over
And likely far from sober.
I'll be a blissed-out mellow
in the Easter Parade.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Does Cardiff even have an Easter Parade? It'd be a shame to waste the pink bowler.

Mermaid Quay's having an Easter Fair. We could go and ogle. Mermaid Quay doesn't scan into Easter Parade very well, though...and very few things rhyme with ogle.

[ask_captainjack]

I love ogling. I also love a Fair. I will buy you a pink balloon to go with your bowler.

Now Ianto, I'm warning you ahead of time. It's going to be cold. I am going to put my arm around your shoulders and maybe even huff warm breath on your ear.

NOTE my advance notification of PDA! You can't say I "jumped on you like a rabid vole" or that "children can see us, Jack!"

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Your advance notice is marked and appreciated. You may even give me a boutonniere.

But no matter how much innuendo you make, I'm not going to give you a blowjob behind the Fabulous Welshcakes food stall. (Again.)

(Maybe.)