Angry In Swansea

[ask_aboutcoffee]

MESSAGE RECIEVED:

From: PA Watson (email redacted)

Comments

[askfor_bananas]

No coffee; tea would be fantastic, however.

[ask_captainjack]

I'LL MAKE IT!

[ask_captainjack]

LEAVES? WHAT THE FUCK.

[ask_captainjack]

I'LL JUST SOAK THEM.

[ask_captainjack]

OH. THERE'S SOME CHEESECLOTH. JUST MAKE MY OWN BAGS.

[ask_captainjack]

DIFFICULT WHEN EVERYTHING BEEN SOAKING.

[ask_captainjack]

Doctor you have to do some straining with your teeth when you drink this.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

JACK.

STOP.

OH MY GOD.

Look, I've got a kettle on the hob, just put some new leaves in the strainer basket, it's the white thing that looks like a tiny mesh codpiece. I will let you pour the water.

[ask_captainjack]

I

FUCKING

LOVE

POURING

THINGS!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Right, well, there you are then, you're a natural for making tea.

For christ's -- okay, put half the tea that you've just put in the strainer back in the tin. We want to make tea, not soup.

[askfor_bananas]

On second thought, I'm not really thirsty.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Do you really suppose I could stop him now? It's fine, I'll make sure it's drinkable.

[ask_captainjack]

I'll stand well back and just watch you drink it, Doc. Does your head still tingle at my wrongness?

[askfor_bananas]

It's more like a itch. Deeper, more profound, you know?

Well, what ever you'll be doing is going to have to take place outside. I'm not sure what it is you've got, but it's making the TARDIS nervous.

[oh_doask]

HAHA.

I'm just going to watch this from the sidelines. Look at Jack's face how it falls, and the eyes go all big.

[ask_captainjack]

MY EYES ARE NOT ALL BIG.

They are the perfect gorgeous size they always are.

And I'm not feeling hurt. I'm just adjusting to the idea of not being immediately adored.

I forgot what that felt like. Hart, you probably deal with this all the time.