Angry In Swansea

[ask_aboutcoffee]

MESSAGE RECIEVED:

From: PA Watson (email redacted)

Comments

[rednwhiterose]

I thought nothing exciting *ever* happened in Swansea.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It's quite an exciting place, but Torchwood makes sure no word of that ever gets out.

[rednwhiterose]

It's not fair to keep the fun and excitement to yourselves. Spread the wealth of exciting goodness around.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

No can do. Classified funtimes. Sorry! But if it helps, we get shot at a lot while doing it.

[askfor_bananas]

This is just amessage to tell you that I might have taken another key fob from your Office. Or six. Worthy cause, no need to shoot anyone.

[rednwhiterose]

I dunno, from what i hear they are rather nice key fobs.

[askfor_bananas]

Iff your definition of "nice" is the same as my definition of "overpriced", sure...

Mind you, they are the perfect shade of green.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

If we didn't overprice them we'd stand out and then we'd get all kinds of...tourists in the Tourist Centre.

[teaboyfan]

I thought Hart had been suspiciously well-behaved lately (except for encouraging Jack to shoot all your dinnerware in the face). Stealing knights, wenches, and ale, and leering at the horses . . . how predictable. But why is he hiding from the Doctor?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Being fair, it's not like Jack needed any encouragement to shoot our china in the face. And it was a pretty tremendous crashing noise, very cathartic.

I suspect he's hiding from the Doctor because he's tried to screw him or screw him over, like all of us, and finally figured out there's someone who can follow him round and beat him up repeatedly when he tries that.

[rednwhiterose]

I'd pay good money to watch and tape that for posterity.

[woman_of_]

Oh I think Swansea needs a good dose of retcon, maybe in the water supply

Yes having Captain John about may cause some problems, but I bet his is fun, and has fun, doing it.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I am almost sure I would have more fun if John Hart were not around, but it's true my life would be much less eventful.

I yearn for a life less eventful, sometimes...

[woman_of_]

Oh Ianto, you would die of boredom. No heroic boss, not having anyone as brilliant as Tosh to talk to and all the other things that go with working for Torchwood Three. Really Nine to five in an office, with a coffee machine making substandard awful brews.

Just not you, and no aliens to shoot in the face when Jack isn't there.

[oh_doask]

Really Nine to five in an office, with a coffee machine making substandard awful brews.

What do you think he is doing now?

The ideas you people have...

[szm]

Not doing your paperwork Captain Hart? For shame.

Although were he thinking of attacking other people with weevils, may I suggest you point him towards the bloody smug breakfast tv presenters?

I do take issue, however, with the idea of there being only one good-looking wench in the lot. It's a tough life for a wench.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Most breakfast presenters are aliens themselves, I'm afraid, and would probably eat a Weevil alive. Fortunately, they're harmless as long as you don't listen to a word they're saying.

[szm]

The blonde woman from GMTV makes my teeth hurt. If their aliens could you get Jack to shoot them in the face? He likes shooting things in the face. Everybody wins!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We have a nonaggression treaty with them -- we don't shoot them in the face, they don't go round eating peoples' limbs. Fortunately, they don't have any mind-control rays (that we know of) so you can always change channel!