Angry In Swansea

[ask_aboutcoffee]

MESSAGE RECIEVED:

From: PA Watson (email redacted)

Comments

[woman_of_]

Oh I think Swansea needs a good dose of retcon, maybe in the water supply

Yes having Captain John about may cause some problems, but I bet his is fun, and has fun, doing it.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I am almost sure I would have more fun if John Hart were not around, but it's true my life would be much less eventful.

I yearn for a life less eventful, sometimes...

[woman_of_]

Oh Ianto, you would die of boredom. No heroic boss, not having anyone as brilliant as Tosh to talk to and all the other things that go with working for Torchwood Three. Really Nine to five in an office, with a coffee machine making substandard awful brews.

Just not you, and no aliens to shoot in the face when Jack isn't there.

[oh_doask]

Really Nine to five in an office, with a coffee machine making substandard awful brews.

What do you think he is doing now?

The ideas you people have...

[woman_of_]

Oh at least getting the chance to make excellent coffee.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

OI. DON'T DISRESPECT MY COFFEE.

[oh_doask]

Fetch me a cup.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Only if you say "thank you".

I'm determined to housetrain you.

[oh_doask]

Only if you say "For you, cariad"

[ask_captainjack]

We're saving Cariad as a baby name. Don't fucking ruin it with your filthy mouth, Hart.

[oh_doask]

I'll be a great uncle.

Take the snookiedums on field trips to faraway places.

The kid will love me.

[ask_captainjack]

No child of mine is getting space herpes until she's at least 18.

[ask_captainjack]

I get coffee and don't even need to holler "please". It's a side-effect of the good sex as detailed below. HA HA HA!

[oh_doask]

100 quid and you do the paperwork for me.

[ask_captainjack]

He's got you doing paperwork for your coffee now? That's the saddest funny thing I've read today.

[oh_doask]

I watched wall-e.