Angry In Swansea

Apr 07, 2009 11:50

MESSAGE RECIEVED:

From: PA Watson (email redacted)

Blah blah renfaire, blah blah face-shooting )

problems i have, john hart is tiny

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szm April 7 2009, 17:12:40 UTC
Not doing your paperwork Captain Hart? For shame.

Although were he thinking of attacking other people with weevils, may I suggest you point him towards the bloody smug breakfast tv presenters?

I do take issue, however, with the idea of there being only one good-looking wench in the lot. It's a tough life for a wench.

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ask_aboutcoffee April 7 2009, 17:17:30 UTC
Most breakfast presenters are aliens themselves, I'm afraid, and would probably eat a Weevil alive. Fortunately, they're harmless as long as you don't listen to a word they're saying.

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szm April 7 2009, 17:22:39 UTC
The blonde woman from GMTV makes my teeth hurt. If their aliens could you get Jack to shoot them in the face? He likes shooting things in the face. Everybody wins!

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ask_aboutcoffee April 7 2009, 17:41:45 UTC
We have a nonaggression treaty with them -- we don't shoot them in the face, they don't go round eating peoples' limbs. Fortunately, they don't have any mind-control rays (that we know of) so you can always change channel!

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szm April 7 2009, 18:02:20 UTC
Who needs mind control rays? Before my coffee at six in the morning I can't operate the remote!

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oh_doask April 7 2009, 17:49:40 UTC
Some of us here...

no, well, me, really

...have lives outside dotted lines, ticky boxes and NO THAT'S THE WRONG FOLDER, YOU IDIOT!-panic attacks.

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ask_aboutcoffee April 7 2009, 17:51:20 UTC
And yet the rest of us are the ones getting laid on a regular basis.

Hm. It's a puzzle.

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gwen_e_cooper April 7 2009, 17:53:26 UTC
OH SNAP.

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ask_aboutcoffee April 7 2009, 17:54:24 UTC
HIT ME UP HIGH

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gwen_e_cooper April 7 2009, 17:59:54 UTC
WAY DOWN LOW.

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ask_aboutcoffee April 7 2009, 18:01:32 UTC
ANNNNND FISTBUMP!

...Gwen, I think we might be uncool.

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gwen_e_cooper April 7 2009, 18:05:29 UTC
We could never be uncool. We're TORCHWOOD.

Retro, maybe... but never uncool.

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oh_doask April 7 2009, 17:54:04 UTC
My blawg.

That fairy email above.

What do you call it, Jones? It's certainly not No, Jack, this needs to go under B. Know your alphabet, Jack.

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ask_aboutcoffee April 7 2009, 17:56:34 UTC
You got molested by people who kicked you out after and I had to come collect you. That's desperation, Hart.

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oh_doask April 7 2009, 17:58:48 UTC
You wouldn't know good sex if it fucked you in the ass, Jones.

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ask_aboutcoffee April 7 2009, 18:00:38 UTC
Actually, he has. This morning, in point of fact.

While you were asleep, alone, on the sofa, because even Max got bored with you.

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