Most breakfast presenters are aliens themselves, I'm afraid, and would probably eat a Weevil alive. Fortunately, they're harmless as long as you don't listen to a word they're saying.
The blonde woman from GMTV makes my teeth hurt. If their aliens could you get Jack to shoot them in the face? He likes shooting things in the face. Everybody wins!
We have a nonaggression treaty with them -- we don't shoot them in the face, they don't go round eating peoples' limbs. Fortunately, they don't have any mind-control rays (that we know of) so you can always change channel!
Although were he thinking of attacking other people with weevils, may I suggest you point him towards the bloody smug breakfast tv presenters?
I do take issue, however, with the idea of there being only one good-looking wench in the lot. It's a tough life for a wench.
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no, well, me, really
...have lives outside dotted lines, ticky boxes and NO THAT'S THE WRONG FOLDER, YOU IDIOT!-panic attacks.
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Hm. It's a puzzle.
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...Gwen, I think we might be uncool.
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Retro, maybe... but never uncool.
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That fairy email above.
What do you call it, Jones? It's certainly not No, Jack, this needs to go under B. Know your alphabet, Jack.
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While you were asleep, alone, on the sofa, because even Max got bored with you.
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