( Twist on the classic personality test. No surprises here. )

ABC has ordered a sitcom pilot starring the Geico Cavemen.

Now, while I think this is a stupid idea, the most interesting part about this comes from the user message board. Most of the posters are, strangely, erupting with glee and anticipation. To be honest, I like the commercials too, though not as much as some of these people ( Read more... )

Hey guys, sorry for freaking out about shit you don't care about, but this time it is totally worth it.

I thought it was awesome that Blue Öyster Cult was going to be playing the Ribfest in Naperville this summer.

Apparently Kalamazoo also has a Ribfest.

AND THEY WILL ALSO BE THERE.

OMGWTF.

FUCKIN KALAMAZOO, BITCHES.

KALAMAZOOOOOO.I never in ( Read more... )

The night got better ( Read more... )

So that was pretty much one of the most brutal experiences I have ever faced ( Read more... )

So I definitely drove home from work with the windows down, and it was glorious.

I know it's too early to get my hopes up, this being the Midwest and all, but I am so fucking ready for spring.

4:45 PM 2/19/2007 ( Read more... )

AHAHAHAHAHAH BLUE OYSTER CULT IS GOING TO BE IN NAPERVILLE IN JULY

WOOOOOOO RIBFEST HERE I COME!

Leaving for Wisconsin tonight. If I come back with a broken leg, I'll let you sign my cast.

I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY ( Read more... )

So here's what I'm thinking.

A film version of Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, directed by Wes Anderson. Ben Stiller and the Wilson Brothers as the three oldest sons, though I'm not sure if any of them are pretty enough to play Jewel (maybe Owen?). The kid who played Texas Ranger in Talladega Nights as Vardaman ( Read more... )