Dear Microsoft,

Why would you manufacture a wireless base station for which the Setup Wizard is compatible with every fucking OS since Ninety-fucking-Five except Windows 2000?I mean, I can understand if you wanted to reject ME, but why something so loveable as 2000? Come on ( Read more... )

Rex Grossman just better not plan on coming back to this city alive.

That's all I gotsta say.

Well, I brought my baby home from the hospital last night. (The new laptop had to stay at Circuit City overnight because OMG WE'VE NEVER DONE AN UPGRADE TO VISTA BIZNISS BEFORE IT MIGHT TAKE FOUR HOURS OMGZ OH NOEZ. That's a story I don't care to get into.) And she's doing juuuuust fine ( Read more... )

I think I've decided on my new laptop: a lovely, shiny HP that's gotten excellent user and trade mag reviews, and which is going for a pretty good deal at the Circuit City on Butterfield. I'm thinking about going and picking it up tomorrow, so I can say I bought my new computer on the day Windows Vista came out, because I'm a dork like that. (And ( Read more... )

So anyway, now that I've managed to compose myself after the magnificent discovery of the "Astronomy" music video, time to talk about my weekend ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHHHHH HOMYGOD THERE'S A MUSIC VIDEO ( Read more... )

The most ridiculous thing I have ever seen:

sailorjon

So weird, it gets it spelled out: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

... And yet, I can't stop reading. x_x

Today I bought cookies from an Amish merchant, and Gary said the guy winked at me.

I baked some delicious garlic breadsticks for my dinner ( Read more... )

Oh, God, I've finally succumbed ( Read more... )