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[waypastcool]

[Greetings, Asgard! Today we have yet another video feed of Sonic. Those who haven't seen him around may be shocked to find a talking, blue creature using the network. He's certainly gotten quite a few stares since he arrived, and that's probably part of the reason why he looks a little bit miffed.

But no matter!]Yo, Asgard. Got some mondo

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[dogtier]

are you sure they arent made out of dog meat?
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permavideo-- reposting because minor typo, whoops

[waypastcool]

[He looks at the chili dog for a split second, scratches his head, and then shakes his head.]

Is grass green? Is the sky blue? 'Course it's not dog meat! Usually they use pork or beef to make 'em.

[Which is kinda disturbing given that Mobian pigs sell them.]

[Text] because she's like that

[dogtier]

yes.... they are definitely all of those things
then why are they called hot dogs?

[waypastcool]

Probably just 'cause it sounds better than chili hog or chili... beef.

[He actually doesn't know. Give him a second, he's thinking this over.]

Yep, the way I see it, it just doesn't roll off the tongue like chili dog.

[video]

[humsalament]

You could have fooled me. [About the chili dog or the mascot?]

[video]

[waypastcool]

About what?

[He raises a brow. Way to be vague, Midna.]

[video]

[humsalament]

[Unfortunately it's what she does.]

You're not a 'thing.' Very enlightening.

[video]

[waypastcool]

'course not. I'm a person, just not human. It's totally different!

[...except one might argue that people are a form of "things". Living, thinking things, but things all the same. The same can be said for Mobians, really.]

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[occulthymns]

[Omigawd that picture *A*~~~]

That dog is so cute!!

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[occulthymns]

Wait.

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[occulthymns]

People eat dog meat?!!

permavideo

[waypastcool]

[Ack! Sonic's eyes widen, and he quickly shakes his head.]

No way! How could anybody eat dog? Especially me.

[It'd just be wrong, when he used to have a pet.]

Chili dog's just a name. The meat's totally different.

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[whipmyaer]

[Disregarding the fact that she's talking to a hedgehog. That's not important. However!]

Wait, you're calling explaining what a kind of food is "mondo important?" Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me.

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[waypastcool]

Hey, chili dogs are totally important. I'm just tryin' to educate everybody.

[So, yes. Chili dogs are important to Sonic.]

[whipmyaer]

I still don't see how they're important. You can talk about them without making it sound like something that may actually be relevant, you know.

[waypastcool]

I had to get everyone's attention somehow. Besides, it sure beats eatin' plain old fish fingers all the time.

[video]

[designerchild]

Man, ponies and hedgehogs. This place pulls at the stops, huh?

[ HE MIGHT TOTALLY BE LICKING HIS LIPS, those chili dogs look delicious... ]

Hey, free food? Count me in, pal. I'm coming from Freya's, so I'll be there in twenty or so minutes. Is that cool?

[video]

[waypastcool]

Ponies, hedgehogs, trolls... Heck, for all we know there could be some guy in a chicken suit!

[Random attempt at humor. Buuuut onto the more important things! Like chili dogs.]

Anyway, drop by whenever. I'll be hangin' out for a while.

[designerchild]

video --> action.

Maybe I'm a chicken in a boy suit.

[ With a cheeky grin, Jr. ends the feed and hustles over to the Thor district. Maybe some people would feel awkward barging in on another House, but Jr. has no such qualms and invites himself in cheerfully, tracking snow behind him. ]

Hey, I'm here for the mondo important free food!

[waypastcool]

Then you came to the right place!

[Sonic will head over to meet Jr., holding a half eaten chili dog in one hand and a whole one in the other, probably for Jr.]