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[waypastcool]

[Greetings, Asgard! Today we have yet another video feed of Sonic. Those who haven't seen him around may be shocked to find a talking, blue creature using the network. He's certainly gotten quite a few stares since he arrived, and that's probably part of the reason why he looks a little bit miffed.

But no matter!]Yo, Asgard. Got some mondo

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[occulthymns]

[Omigawd that picture *A*~~~]

That dog is so cute!!

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[occulthymns]

Wait.

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[occulthymns]

People eat dog meat?!!

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[waypastcool]

[Ack! Sonic's eyes widen, and he quickly shakes his head.]

No way! How could anybody eat dog? Especially me.

[It'd just be wrong, when he used to have a pet.]

Chili dog's just a name. The meat's totally different.

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[occulthymns]

Ah, I mean in general! Since you kind of brought it up.

... That chili dog thing looks good, though!

[waypastcool]

Well, I guess it's possible, but it'd be mondo creepy. Dogs are pets, not food! Not to mention the talkin' dogs and wolves hangin' around.

[But he's getting a little off track, isn't he? Right!]

But a chili dog's more than just good! It's to die for! Totally the best food on all of Mobius.

[occulthymns]

Exactly! If there are any people here who think that way they're getting their asses kicked.

[BUT. Yeah. FOOD. :9]

What are they made out of?

[waypastcool]

They make the sausages usin' livestock. We wouldn't start offing other Mobians just to get a bite to eat.

[Said mainly because there are sapient pigs around. Yep.]

[occulthymns]

So goats, then? And I guess cows, if you actually eat those.... [She knows humans eat them, at least.]

[waypastcool]

Mostly beef and pork.

[Though that does hit the weird grey area where pigs... sell chili dogs? But they're not made from Mobians particularly...]

[occulthymns]

[It's probably best to try not to consider the ethical implications :x]

I don't eat either of those.

[waypastcool]

Well, they probably make sausage with other kinds of meat, like poultry.

[Chicken franks are quite possible a thing.]

[occulthymns]

Or goat?

[waypastcool]

Probably!

[Granted, Sonic knows more Mobian goats than... standard, non-sapient goats, so it's not something he'll really dwell upon.]

[occulthymns]

That sounds like it'd be pretty tasty.... [It'd probably melt his brain a little if he did :c]

[waypastcool]

Too bad the only sausages here are the generic stuff. It's not half bad, but I know there's better franks out there.