002 - video;
[Greetings, Asgard! Today we have yet another video feed of Sonic. Those who haven't seen him around may be shocked to find a talking, blue creature using the network. He's certainly gotten quite a few stares since he arrived, and that's probably part of the reason why he looks a little bit miffed.
But no matter!]
Yo, Asgard. Got some mondo important stuff to take care of, so listen up!
First of all, I've noticed that some of you guys have never heard of chili dogs before. You guys are totally missing out! So, just to make things clear...
[He turns the camera towards an old photo, pointing at the little dog.]
This is a dog! And this... [He points the camera at a chili dog on a plate, which he's got on a nearby table. After a few seconds, it's back to him.]
Is a chili dog! No, they aren't made outta dog meat, and no, they're not gross. Heck, they're like the complete opposite of gross! Want proof? Drop by Thor house ASAP, 'cause I'm cookin' up a whole ton. No charge; it's all on me. Could even turn it into a party or somethin'.
[He shrugs. Sonic still wants to throw some kinda party, just to have something to do. Go figure.]
And before I go, I just wanna clear up one last thing. [He points at himself.] I'm not a "thing," a "CG character," a mascot, or anything like that. I'm the coolest hedgehog around-- probably the only one here, and talking's second nature to me, just like running. So if you see me cruisin' around the ol' streets, no, you ain't seeing things.
But no matter!]
Yo, Asgard. Got some mondo important stuff to take care of, so listen up!
First of all, I've noticed that some of you guys have never heard of chili dogs before. You guys are totally missing out! So, just to make things clear...
[He turns the camera towards an old photo, pointing at the little dog.]
This is a dog! And this... [He points the camera at a chili dog on a plate, which he's got on a nearby table. After a few seconds, it's back to him.]
Is a chili dog! No, they aren't made outta dog meat, and no, they're not gross. Heck, they're like the complete opposite of gross! Want proof? Drop by Thor house ASAP, 'cause I'm cookin' up a whole ton. No charge; it's all on me. Could even turn it into a party or somethin'.
[He shrugs. Sonic still wants to throw some kinda party, just to have something to do. Go figure.]
And before I go, I just wanna clear up one last thing. [He points at himself.] I'm not a "thing," a "CG character," a mascot, or anything like that. I'm the coolest hedgehog around-- probably the only one here, and talking's second nature to me, just like running. So if you see me cruisin' around the ol' streets, no, you ain't seeing things.