01 // The Genius is IN
[Hello, Asgard. You didn't think Szayel would lay low forever, did you? Your resident smug asshole pink scientist appears on your wrist communicators today with a little... PSA? Rather tame for him, isn't it?]
Greetings, my fellow Newcomers. I am Szayel Aporro Granz, and I am speaking to you today to offer my services.
[Feel blessed. After all, how often does perfection offer to help you?]
Considering the state of the weather and how fragile human bodies are, I would be more than willing to assist anyone that finds themselves injured and unable to get to the hospital. While I am not specifically a healer, I have some skill with mending broken bones.
[And, you know, maybe taking an organ or two while you're in his care. Nothing you'll miss too terribly.]
Do not hesitate to call should you need it. I will always respond.
[...yep, totally trustworthy guy here. This smile of his is totally and completely sane.]
Greetings, my fellow Newcomers. I am Szayel Aporro Granz, and I am speaking to you today to offer my services.
[Feel blessed. After all, how often does perfection offer to help you?]
Considering the state of the weather and how fragile human bodies are, I would be more than willing to assist anyone that finds themselves injured and unable to get to the hospital. While I am not specifically a healer, I have some skill with mending broken bones.
[And, you know, maybe taking an organ or two while you're in his care. Nothing you'll miss too terribly.]
Do not hesitate to call should you need it. I will always respond.
[...yep, totally trustworthy guy here. This smile of his is totally and completely sane.]