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[waypastcool]

[Greetings, Asgard! Today we have yet another video feed of Sonic. Those who haven't seen him around may be shocked to find a talking, blue creature using the network. He's certainly gotten quite a few stares since he arrived, and that's probably part of the reason why he looks a little bit miffed.

But no matter!]Yo, Asgard. Got some mondo

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[dogtier]

are you sure they arent made out of dog meat?
._.

permavideo-- reposting because minor typo, whoops

[waypastcool]

[He looks at the chili dog for a split second, scratches his head, and then shakes his head.]

Is grass green? Is the sky blue? 'Course it's not dog meat! Usually they use pork or beef to make 'em.

[Which is kinda disturbing given that Mobian pigs sell them.]

[Text] because she's like that

[dogtier]

yes.... they are definitely all of those things
then why are they called hot dogs?

[waypastcool]

Probably just 'cause it sounds better than chili hog or chili... beef.

[He actually doesn't know. Give him a second, he's thinking this over.]

Yep, the way I see it, it just doesn't roll off the tongue like chili dog.

[dogtier]

:o
i guess that is true!
that is very misleading though....

[waypastcool]

Yeah. Loads of people keep thinking they're made outta dog meat, and I guess I can't blame 'em.

[dogtier]

it would be pretty scary if they were made out of dog meat
i mean people keep dogs as pets!!
and i am part dog!!
people would be eating me!!!! D:

[waypastcool]

Believe me, I know what you mean! I used to have a pet dog a long time ago.