it has been forever. i just spent over 3 hours cleaning out my journal and changing some settings. from now on my entries will be friends only. not sure how often i will update, but whatever. comment here if you feel the need to be my friend.

i don't even knwo how to begin explaining the ridiculousness that was tonight. i keep trying to put it into words, but all i come up with is 'turkey face,' 'gasoline,' and 'drunkard jumpkick ( Read more... )

skyisgreen and i respond to fires faster than the fire department. that is all.

two lines i never though i'd be saying in succession:
"did he just roll a blunt?"+"is that Gene Wilder!?"

what the hell am i watching?

*edit* Blazing Saddles. shame on me for never having seen this, or at least knowing what it was.

i've found that more and more i'm wishing i were nothing short of a complete and utter asshole. at least then crushing hearts would be a simple affair, with no pain on my part. i'm so sick of this empathetic crap. i'm tired of feeling sick to my stomach and losing sleep over other people's feelings.

MyBroStealsForks: lololololololol EARTHQUAKE
agent ari gato: I was driving, didn't even notice.
MyBroStealsForks: i can't stop laughing, the media coverage is so ridiculous
agent ari gato: HOLY CRAP THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED!?!
MyBroStealsForks: no, it was more along the longs of 'OH MY GAWD MY WAFFLES! OH THE HUMANITY ( Read more... )

DreamKnife: I'll ask around about the PSP, but I can't promise anything... then that would ruin the surprise. :p Just in case, though, I would list other stuff too.
MyBroStealsForks: okies ::sniff:: i want it so bad... only 77,777 were made
DreamKnife: Pfft... should have been 66,666
MyBroStealsForks: but that wouldn't have made any senseDreamKnife ( Read more... )

AHAHHAHAHHA ok, so... if you tuned in at 10, i'm so very, very sorry. we were in fact, locked out. skyisgreen kept trying anything and everything to get the door open, and we ended up tying my shoe laces together with a loop at one end, throwing it through these bars over the door, and looping the handle to let us in. breaking and entering? maybe. keep in ( Read more... )

( the longest day, gone in the blink of an eye. )

something in the back of my mind says we shouldn't be allowed to breed.

agent ari gato: Human Papillomavirus. It can cause cysts to form on the ovaries or cervix that can develop into cancer.
MyBroStealsForks: oh my
MyBroStealsForks: well thenagent ari gato: But there are plenty of strands of HPV that are fairly harmless. It causes warts on ( Read more... )