I am selfish, sooo selfish ( Read more... )

I'm a couple of months behind but it's good to know my schizotypal tenancies are staying strong.

DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:ModerateSchizoid Personality Disorder:ModerateSchizotypal Personality Disorder:HighAntisocial Personality Disorder:ModerateBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrionic Personality Disorder:LowNarcissistic ( Read more... )

I have never loved anyone, I can say this with absolute confidence. For a long period of time I was almost proud of it, like it was some sort of admirable accomplishment ( Read more... )

I am so excited and scared and excited.
Words happen in sets of three, always.
I have recently learned I am not immune to fits of girl-like emotion.
Don't worry, we're still untouchable. Indestructible in our minds.
For the first time ever I am wish it were Summer. I miss the sun and warmth and freedom. The gaiety of it all.

Oh goodness sakes ( Read more... )

I listen to music that reminds me of other times and places.
Why is it that no matter what it is now it will feel more profound later?
I do believe I have one person that can function as my counterpart and yes, in a suuuper gay way.
I think this is the chapter in my life called Tidy, Tidy, Tidy Time.

Oh well they've all left now and I have nothing to distract me ( Read more... )

I sealed the envelope containing my rent check with a dinosaur sticker.

I will never fully move into this apartment, I'm sure of it.
I don't have space for a salad spinner, MOM.

I'm pretty stoked about the coming snow tiems.

My family is so gay for me.  Everyone else should be too.

There is water at the bottom of the ocean.

-Bob Costas

I brought this back for me.  I went back and read every entry I had and they are like fun mile markers of what a tard I was and am.  
-Did anyone else notice that I became infinitely smarter and wittier when Steph showed up?  I feel it's fair to venture a guess she has become infinitely dumber due to my continued presence. 
-Concerning Teri, it ( Read more... )

Dear Livejournal,

What happened with us?  I was all about you, my friends liked you, we had everything going for us.  I miss writing nonsensical banter that only I will ever be able to decipher.  Let's rekindle our love affair.

Oh, and let's start doing this again.
-Willhe Nelson