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A loss
For those of us who were never good at sports
Or talking to girls
Or listening to the most popular music
Or knowing what to wear
He showed us a way to interact.
And taught us what it means to stand with your friends.
Even though most other people didn't understand.
I never met the guy
But one way or another I owe him many of my closest friendships.
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Margaritaville
In the song Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffett mentions he has a tattoo that he doesn't remember getting ( Read more... ) -
NEWS FLASH
The word "nonplussed" does not mean what you think it means.
...if you are like most people anyway.
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Too much (clap clap)...
Too much (clap clap)…
Not a whole lot to do at work these days.
I kind of have to stick around, though I’m not really sure why.
Desperate for entertainment I took the time to enter the Gettysburg Address into Babelfish (http://babelfish.altavista.com) and proceeded to run a translation from English into each of the available languages, and then back ( Read more... ) -
New way of running things
We should have a new public official called the Fallacy Monitor. This person would be a highly trained debater with a degree in logic. His job would be to stand behind any politician making a speech. Since there's more speeches than one person can handle he could appoint deputies, all equally skilled as he is, as appropriate. When the politician ( Read more... ) -
So it goes
My Everquest2 guild collapsed last night over a sex scandal and some bitter disputes that were all made very public ( Read more... ) -
Ballot Propositions for next election
OK I need everyone's help to get these on the ballot for 2008. I'm sure I can count on you. These are all guaranteed to pass.
Proposition 100Non-smokers' Defense Initiative ( Read more... ) -
disjointed thoughts about a good friend
The visitation is tonight and I still can't believe he's gone ( Read more... ) -
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They arrested the serial shooters!
It just goes to show you that you may be able to get away with randomly shooting 23 people in Phoenix, but they'll catch you for sure if you shoot 24. -
Clearing up any misunderstandings.
If you were to type my real name, in quotes in Google and click on an Image search you get only one hit.
It is a picture of a naked man standing in a river.
Just to clear up any misunderstanding, this is not me.
That is all.