The day after we leave, the Prime Minister accuses the Vice President of running Hit Squads. The Vice President flees to the Autonomous Kurdish Regions where he is Immune from Prosecution. There is no way of knowing whether or not the Vice President of Iraq is guilty of this, but he is probably Guilty of Something, just as the Prime Minister surely ( Read more... )

He went to a Park in New York, with his Wife and Daughter. The people around didn't like him, so they started Tweeting. Their Twitter Followers told them to "Accidentally Spill something on him or accidentally kick him in the mouth". I guess they compromised by then "Accidentally" kicking a glass of wine onto his wife's back. A man nearby point and ( Read more... )

I was at some sort of large outdoor event, a Holiday event at an outdoor Mall, sharing a table at a bistro with Ayn Rand and she did not approve of the festivities, a most snooty of disapprovals but ultimately I might have shared them ( Read more... )

Official Unemployment Drops and President Obama takes Credit for The Holiday Sales. It's an Annual Tradition ( Read more... )

Goods News First, No Middle Class Tax Hike For Another Two Months! Yay. That is what, a couple of hundred dollars in savings at the most? Just about and only if they belong to the one third of Americans that actually pay taxes ( Read more... )

Another Politically Correct Major General With No Combat Experience.

I'm sure Affirmative Action Didn't Have Anything To Do With It and this won't have Any Negative Effects on the Moral of the Ranks.

Oh well, it's not like we had a future anyway. She apparently works as a Bankruptcy Clerk for her real job, I'm sure that will keep her plenty busy.

I don't know where it went, but it came back with quarters in it.

"We need skilled and educated Immigrants", so says Michael Bloomberg. Guess which countries skilled and educated immigrants don't come from?

"The issue here is not gonna be a list of accomplishments. As you said yourself, Steve, you know, I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president -- with the possible exceptions of Johnson, F.D.R., and Lincoln -- just in terms of what we've gotten done in modern history. But, you know, but ( Read more... )

While Hawaii has been granted Official Permission to secede from the Union, their actual ability to do so has been well beyond their grasp. With the effective end of Western Civilization upon us, the necessity of such departures would weigh heavily on them, if there were a clear and concise "Them", upon which this concept could be heavily weighed ( Read more... )