Every Holiday Season
Official Unemployment Drops and President Obama takes Credit for The Holiday Sales. It's an Annual Tradition.
Without us in Iraq, it will be a lot harder to deal with Iran. Iran just Stole our Super Drone. Pakistan shut down our Drone Base. We're in late stage "Peace Talks" with the Taliban. Maybe we can get almost as many promises out of them, as we got out of the terrorists we are leaving in charge of Iraq in keeping with the Half Century Old American Military Tradition of Storming Countries just to get worn down by Insurgencies.
South Korea is on High Alert because Kim Jong Il Finally Kicked the Bucket. Now we find out whether his Chubby Heir is more sane, in any case everyone expects him to try to prove himself first by killing a bunch of people. Also a fine tradition.
Without us in Iraq, it will be a lot harder to deal with Iran. Iran just Stole our Super Drone. Pakistan shut down our Drone Base. We're in late stage "Peace Talks" with the Taliban. Maybe we can get almost as many promises out of them, as we got out of the terrorists we are leaving in charge of Iraq in keeping with the Half Century Old American Military Tradition of Storming Countries just to get worn down by Insurgencies.
South Korea is on High Alert because Kim Jong Il Finally Kicked the Bucket. Now we find out whether his Chubby Heir is more sane, in any case everyone expects him to try to prove himself first by killing a bunch of people. Also a fine tradition.