02 - ew what the fuck, ROMANCE SHMOMANCE

[arr_ilovemecigs]

After you guys all choke on your prissy, flowery words I'm gonna go watch a fucking days worth of gore movies and get shit-faced to pretend this never happened. Yes, I'm talking to you, Vincent

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[anti_bereznoff]

...as long as you don't eat their choco creme.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Oh the choco creme? Yeah. It was fucking delicious.

[anti_bereznoff]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

[anti_bereznoff]

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, HOW MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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[pachinko_head]

This shit's free entertainment.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

You know, that's exactly what I thought until that creepy fuck posted an entry talking like Shakespeare from the dead about maidens and knights and I said--

--no. Fuck you.

This is when I turn the damn television off and go get some beer.

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[pachinko_head]

Better to just ignore the fucks, but beer sounds good.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

When does beer not sound good? It's that magical word that elicits happiness from men and women everywhere. Probably solve world hunger, too.

[ergo_estis]

... I guess it could be romantic, if you... liked that sort of thing.

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[arr_ilovemecigs]

Oh come on. You know I stay away from that kind of crap.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

..wait, do you?

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[ergo_estis]

Like this sort of-

[ourdenouement]

How do I love thee, let me count the ways~

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I will fucking choke you.

[ourdenouement]

Don't appreciate fine literature~?

[anti_bereznoff]

...um, Kaoru, this isn't a lady.

[strawberried]

What the fuck is wrong with Shakespeare?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

He was as straight as a rainbow and fucking annoying.

What the fuck do you care?

[strawberried]

I don't!

Just confirming how retarded you are.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

So you have to like Shakespeare to not be retarded?

Well then shit, I'll stay in my padded room, thanks.