Yo. Network thing.

...What's a "Chrismassu"?

[ooc: shortest post evar. I felt a need to write an ooc note just to make it longer...
edit: and always, voice]

'course I musta died before I got ta Soul Society but most people don't remember that. 'sbeen a long time anyways and who gives a fuck?

Almost died lotsa times since then. Fists, bottles, knives, swords, sticks, kidou, arrows, who the hell can keep track of'em all? Ain't never gonna stop fightin' just 'cause of maybe dyin ( Read more... )

[ear-breakingly loud, manly sneeze]

...[sniff]

Shit.

[ooc: I'm sorry for dropping tags on his last post forgive meeee. ;_; It won't happen again. D: Yes, Ikkaku has got the flu, but he's never going to admit it even though he looks like shit.]

We need an invitation to get inta this party? 'cause I ain't gonna turn down free food and drink. And what's with all this dressin' up an' shit? Curse ( Read more... )

[bar noise in the background, shouting and breaking of glass]

So - uh... the dogs back yet?

[awkward silence]

An' happy birthday, Yumi. Yer lucky yer gettin' anything after gettin' yer ass handed to ya by that butterfly freak. Slackin' off, all o'us. It's beside yer bed. Fuckin' expensive for such a little thing. Better fuckin' like it. ( Read more... )

GET IT THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW NO I AM NOT WEARING THIS - THIS - FRILLY PINK SHIT I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER DID THIS YACHIRU GET YER PUNK-ASS OVER HERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW YOU LITTLE MENACE -

[cut off]

[ooc: hohoho, Ikkaku woke up in Ty Lee's pretty pink outfit feel free to lawl at him, but eventually he's just going to take it off and go around ( Read more... )

Why can't you all shut the fuck up?

Why is teaching kids how to beat shit up so fucking hard?

Why do I always get the curses?

And Yumichika: why are you living with us after you said I couldn't live with you?

...So.

[huffing and puffing]

FUCK OFF ALREADY!!

Shit - they're tryin' to knock my teeth out or somethin'! Fuckin' little...

[have some banging, crunching, and squealing noises in the background]

GERROFF! Almost as bad as fukutaichou.

Oi, how come they're attacking me and not you, Yumi? Your teeth are probably prettier than mine, right? Fuck. Not ( Read more... )

Yanno, these curses ain't as bad as everybody's makin' them out to be.

Any of you damsels in distress need a big strong man to lean on?

[ooc: totally taking advantage of the strategic breezes, low-cut bodices, and swooning wimmin. If you're out on the streets, feel free to accost him, he's sitting by the fountain on the ground. 8D Also ( Read more... )

[scratching in the background, joints popping]

So, uh, looks like we're doin' the Tanabata thing. Who all is comin'? Urahara's providin' the beer.

And Yumi - I want to see whatever yukata you bought me to wear before I go outside in it because you can be damn sure I'm not wearin' one of your fruity multi-coloured flower pattern things.

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