02 - ew what the fuck, ROMANCE SHMOMANCE

[arr_ilovemecigs]

After you guys all choke on your prissy, flowery words I'm gonna go watch a fucking days worth of gore movies and get shit-faced to pretend this never happened. Yes, I'm talking to you, Vincent

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[ourdenouement]

How do I love thee, let me count the ways~

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I will fucking choke you.

[ourdenouement]

Don't appreciate fine literature~?

[anti_bereznoff]

...um, Kaoru, this isn't a lady.

[ourdenouement]

I could have sworn-- I thought butch, rebel kind of girl ♥

[anti_bereznoff]

That's no shame at all - Daddy did too, at first.

It happens to everyone, and the whiskers can be quite misleading.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

WHAT THE FUCK.

FUCK YOU BOTH.

SICK BASTARDS.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I HOPE THE FUCKING ALIENS RAPE YOU.

I LOL'd SO HARD ;_;

[anti_bereznoff]

But why would the aliens take Daddy somewhere - ah... you mean, for a party?

[ooc: according to dictionary.com, rape --> Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force. *__* ]

oh tamaki. :>..

[arr_ilovemecigs]

YEAH. A BIG PARTY, WITH LOTS OF THEM VIOLATING YOU WITH THEIR TWENTY-HUNDRED SLIMY FUCKING TENTACLES.

You should go wearing your birthday suit, I'm sure they'd appreciate it.

[anti_bereznoff]

...but Daddy doesn't have that along. Um. The City didn't ask Daddy for his wardrobe when it took him.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

It means you go fucking naked so you do the aliens a favor by not having to rip your clothes off before they take away your virginity.

1 / idk

[anti_bereznoff]

Well, of course it's nice to make aliens favours, especially when they're out to -

[anti_bereznoff]

...get... your... virgi -

[anti_bereznoff]

...virgi -

[anti_bereznoff]

WHAT?!