02 - ew what the fuck, ROMANCE SHMOMANCE
After you guys all choke on your prissy, flowery words I'm gonna go watch a fucking days worth of gore movies and get shit-faced to pretend this never happened. Yes, I'm talking to you, Vincent.
This is like pulling hours worth of fucking Shakespeare shit from out of my ass and smearing it all over the place. Shit, what's wrong with having a curse where everyone smokes for the day? Or gets thrown into a ditch filled with carnivorous, baby-eating monsters? That'd definitely be something more fun to watch.
Anyways, looks like I got a job. And rooming. So I'm cool, tranny. Although if you're still peeing your pants in excitement to be our neighbor and all then shit, I'm not complaining. Just keep your fourty-hundred cats to your side of the place.
And Captain, if you're still offering jobs I have a white-faced, crazy bastard friend who might be interested. Nothing too social though, I'm afraid the fucker might go and shoot some faces off if it's too extreme. See? Cutting you some slack there, Haine.
This is like pulling hours worth of fucking Shakespeare shit from out of my ass and smearing it all over the place. Shit, what's wrong with having a curse where everyone smokes for the day? Or gets thrown into a ditch filled with carnivorous, baby-eating monsters? That'd definitely be something more fun to watch.
Anyways, looks like I got a job. And rooming. So I'm cool, tranny. Although if you're still peeing your pants in excitement to be our neighbor and all then shit, I'm not complaining. Just keep your fourty-hundred cats to your side of the place.
And Captain, if you're still offering jobs I have a white-faced, crazy bastard friend who might be interested. Nothing too social though, I'm afraid the fucker might go and shoot some faces off if it's too extreme. See? Cutting you some slack there, Haine.