Attention Students and Staff!
Ye'd be wise to ignore whatever crashes or music ye hear from the general area of me office in the next few days. Actually, ye'd be wiser to plug yer ears if ye hear music. It's not dangerous or anythin' provided ye can swim, it's just that the music plays in such a high pitch that it could possibly damage yer ears, ( Read more... )

I will be out of my office for the majority of the day, I have a few errands to take care of. Do NOT attempt to go into me office while I'm out. I don't feel like explanin' how ye broke a bone to Miss Pomfrey because ye thought ye could carry something that easily outweighs you.

.....My hair is covered with white paint. What on earth...? 5 points from the house of whoever did this.

This is a rather interesting piece of music. I'm not quite sure what "hip hop" is, but the singer's voice is well enough. I've noticed that there's been a bit of an.. er, issue, with those of ye involved in that magical creatures course, as far as not bein' ready to give up yer pets, as it were. Those of ye that need therapy are more than welcome ( Read more... )

A thousand congradulations to those of ye whose children have come about! Also, to those of ye who aren't a part of the assignment and handed in yer essays, ye will be gettin' 'em back within a week or so, once I can find someone else to grade them for me sit down and go through 'em. If anyone needs me, I'll be around the library for the next few ( Read more... )

It seems that a lot of ye are doin' some sort of assignment fer yer ComC class involvin' watchin' an egg. Why ye'd be given anythin' more dangerous than a sponge is somethin' I wonder. As such- yer new children take priority (as they should as what kind of unfit parents would ye be otherwise?) those of ye participatin' in this whole thin' will have ( Read more... )

Look alive, lads and lasses and remember that your essays on two aspects you find interesting about pirates or your passage translated into pirate-speak assignments are due this Saturday- Sept. 24. That also goes for the lass who earned herself an essay on how pirates have contributed to wizardin' and muggle societies in the last century. Like I ( Read more... )

It would appear that things seem to be going well enough around here, which is very good. even if it is bad for business. That said, I've got an assignment for the lot of you. Now, as you may or may not know pirates in the muggle world are usually feared and likewise hated all because of what we've decided to do with the life that the good Lord ( Read more... )

It seems that I've got one of you future prides of the queen in line to play Liar's Dice sometime. As I said, you won't get any sort of pity because it's your first time playing, and truth be told, I couldn't care much about what you're bringing to the table so long as it's something worth bringing. Don't show up with the lint you found in your ( Read more... )

An enormous amount of gratitude to the lovely Miss Yukari, for providing such fun company in my hobby quest to continue working through my supply of rum managing my idle time here. Aside from the broken glass, it was quite fantastic. Now for the rest of you lot, who somehow don't yet know who I am, I will reiterate my name and the position that I ( Read more... )