This might not be as bad as I thought.
An enormous amount of gratitude to the lovely Miss Yukari, for providing such fun company in my hobby quest to continue working through my supply of rum managing my idle time here. Aside from the broken glass, it was quite fantastic. Now for the rest of you lot, who somehow don't yet know who I am, I will reiterate my name and the position that I landed here. This is the part where you lads and lassies should perk up and listen, as I'm not too fond of havin' to repeat meself. Unless you're illeterate, which in that case, you have my pardon, and I will simply make a note to tell you in person exactly who I am. Any of you that take a shine to pretending to be illeterate or deaf while being addressed by me will have house points deducted faster than you can say "Winds in your sails", savvy?
That done, for those of you who've yet to have the privlidge of meeting me, my name is Captian Jack Sparrow, and I will be acting as Miss Yukari's relieve worker as well as my own therapist for hire and importer of rare muggle and wizarding goods. I'm usually around campus when I'm not trying to destory that stupid music box taking care of work in my office, and I'm not that hard to pick out from a crowd. I expect to be addressed as either Captian or sir, by you students, and staff can address me as Jack if they want. Now, if you'll all excuse me I need to go lie down before the room decides to tilt again.
That done, for those of you who've yet to have the privlidge of meeting me, my name is Captian Jack Sparrow, and I will be acting as Miss Yukari's relieve worker as well as my own therapist for hire and importer of rare muggle and wizarding goods. I'm usually around campus when I'm not trying to destory that stupid music box taking care of work in my office, and I'm not that hard to pick out from a crowd. I expect to be addressed as either Captian or sir, by you students, and staff can address me as Jack if they want. Now, if you'll all excuse me I need to go lie down before the room decides to tilt again.