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[armywithcountry]

Poetry?  Poetry?  I'm supposed to be a fucking poet?
Yeah, it's better than inspecting a toilet,
But do I look like a sissy aristocrat to you bastards?
And I'm not part of that fatass.  I'd die first.
Not that it matters, because I'm way too strong
To ever be conquered.  By the way, as long
As I'm on the phone, let me just say this -
Anyone trying to "re

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[godisachild]

My God.

That was the best damn poem I'd ever heard.

[armywithcountry]

Hahahahaha! Of course it was! I'm awesome! And naturally, everything I write is awesome!

[godisachild]

Really?

Cause it kinda seemed like you weren't too sure of yourself at first, chief.

[armywithcountry]

You must be hallucinating. I'm always sure of myself.

[lotuslife]

...there are others inspecting toilets?

[armywithcountry]

Seems like it. I got visited by these two guys just today. They stick you with that job, too?

[lotuslife]

...Yes. It's dignified. Very dignified.

[armywithcountry]

Really? Can't see how . . . well, it could be worse, I guess.

[hateslonglines]

....what?

[armywithcountry]

Hahahahaha! My awesome poetry go over your head? Don't feel bad, I'm just that brilliant.

[hateslonglines]

Should you really be saying such things?

[armywithcountry]

Why wouldn't I, when it's the truth?

[kleinefurstin]

That's hardly inspiring.

[armywithcountry]

Job didn't say I have to be inspiring, just write a bunch of poems.

[friendly_ghosts]

Did you make up that whole poem yourself?

[She only really understood about half of it, but she's still pretty impressed.]

[armywithcountry]

I did! And it only took me a second, because I'm a genius! [That . . . is a lie, but WHATEVER.] You liked it?

[friendly_ghosts]

[She thinks this over. Most of it went a little over her head, but...]

Only a second? And it had a lot of big words in it, too. You must be really smart!

[armywithcountry]

[YOU ARE HIS FAVORITE PUPIL EVER.]

I am! Way smarter than that sissy aristocrat! I can teach you some of the words, if you want. [Prussia sees nothing wrong with little kids swearing, by the way.]