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[armywithcountry]

Poetry?  Poetry?  I'm supposed to be a fucking poet?
Yeah, it's better than inspecting a toilet,
But do I look like a sissy aristocrat to you bastards?
And I'm not part of that fatass.  I'd die first.
Not that it matters, because I'm way too strong
To ever be conquered.  By the way, as long
As I'm on the phone, let me just say this -
Anyone trying to "re

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[hateslonglines]

....what?

[armywithcountry]

Hahahahaha! My awesome poetry go over your head? Don't feel bad, I'm just that brilliant.

[hateslonglines]

Should you really be saying such things?

[armywithcountry]

Why wouldn't I, when it's the truth?

[hateslonglines]

It may be the truth, but, I'm afraid they've gotten more observant and touchy as of late.

[armywithcountry]

So what? I'm not a coward! I can take whatever those bastards try to deal out! Don't tell me you're worried about me now.

[hateslonglines]

Of course not! Why would I be worried about a fool like you!? After all it's not like you won't go through this again in another hundred years anyway.

[armywithcountry]

Whatever, I don't give a shit about your imaginary future. Like anyone could ever lay a finger on me! I'll kick their ass!

[hateslonglines]

My future is not imaginary, it has happened, and will happen to you. There's no changing its course.

[armywithcountry]

That's just because you're too weak to take action. As long as I'm strong enough, I can change anything!

[hateslonglines]

You fool, what part of you won't stay strong forever do you get? You'll end up mooching off of Germany in your later years.

[armywithcountry]

The part where it's obviously wrong. And everyone keeps saying Germany, Germany, Germany - he might be my awesome little brother, but I haven't even met the guy yet. I don't need him or anyone else!

[hateslonglines]

You will need him...once you're free from Russia.

[armywithcountry]

What are you even talking about anymore? I don't need anyone's help freeing myself from this place, especially from someone who's not even here! And anyway, you're stuck here too!

[hateslonglines]

Normally this place isn't Russia's house, least you forget.

I was simply referring to the fact that you end up working for Russia during your time in his actual house.

[armywithcountry]

Hahahahahaha! That was actually pretty funny. Maybe there's some hope for you after all.