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[armywithcountry]

Poetry?  Poetry?  I'm supposed to be a fucking poet?
Yeah, it's better than inspecting a toilet,
But do I look like a sissy aristocrat to you bastards?
And I'm not part of that fatass.  I'd die first.
Not that it matters, because I'm way too strong
To ever be conquered.  By the way, as long
As I'm on the phone, let me just say this -
Anyone trying to "re

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[friendly_ghosts]

Did you make up that whole poem yourself?

[She only really understood about half of it, but she's still pretty impressed.]

[armywithcountry]

I did! And it only took me a second, because I'm a genius! [That . . . is a lie, but WHATEVER.] You liked it?

[friendly_ghosts]

[She thinks this over. Most of it went a little over her head, but...]

Only a second? And it had a lot of big words in it, too. You must be really smart!

[armywithcountry]

[YOU ARE HIS FAVORITE PUPIL EVER.]

I am! Way smarter than that sissy aristocrat! I can teach you some of the words, if you want. [Prussia sees nothing wrong with little kids swearing, by the way.]

[friendly_ghosts]

Yeah! Way smarter than the Aristocats!

[No, that was not a typo.]

Really? I wish you could be the teacher at school instead of the weird lady we have now...

[armywithcountry]

[IGNORES THAT clearly she just mispronounced it and meant Austria]

I'd be an awesome teacher! [NO HE WOULD NOT] Who teaches you now?

[friendly_ghosts]

Some weird scary lady who talks funny.

[Read: drone]

I don't like her, but they said I have to listen to her anyway or I'll get in trouble.

[armywithcountry]

That so? Hey, anyone try to give you trouble, you come to me and I'll kick their ass, all right? Nobody is allowed to lay a hand on my awesome student!

[friendly_ghosts]

[Oh, dear. Prussia is totally her favorite person in Mayfield. And the first person to make her feel better since this event started.]

Thanks, Mr. Prussia!

[Finally, an adult she can rely on. Read: Everyone else has been acting scared.]

You're still gonna teach me to be strong, right?

I really want to help out my team...

[armywithcountry]

[AS IT SHOULD BE best big brother ever, man]

Of course I am! It's what I'm here for! That, and kicking Austria's ass. What team are you talking about?

Yeah, they all told her it was a game...

[friendly_ghosts]

My team in the game of course. The Mayfield game. Mr. Netherlands said that if we win, they send everybody home...

[She pauses as a thought occurs to her.]

Did... did we lose that game? Is that why we're here now?

[armywithcountry]

Netherlands said what? [Cough.] I mean . . . yeah, I guess it's like a game. Can't die for real here, so it's more of a game than actual war. And we didn't lose anything. I never lose.

[friendly_ghosts]

Oh, yeah! If we're all here because of that, that would mean we all lost. And that would be silly.

[Yeah, that logic is totally sound. Especially since her awesome teacher never loses anything ever.]

But I still want to get stronger so I can help them out. And you're the strongest one here, right? If I learn from you, I bet I can get really strong!

[armywithcountry]

[Yeah, you are now officially his favorite person in Mayfield.]

Hahahaha, you bet I'm the strongest! Don't worry, I'll teach you everything I know!