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[armywithcountry]

Poetry?  Poetry?  I'm supposed to be a fucking poet?
Yeah, it's better than inspecting a toilet,
But do I look like a sissy aristocrat to you bastards?
And I'm not part of that fatass.  I'd die first.
Not that it matters, because I'm way too strong
To ever be conquered.  By the way, as long
As I'm on the phone, let me just say this -
Anyone trying to "re

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[godisachild]

My God.

That was the best damn poem I'd ever heard.

[armywithcountry]

Hahahahaha! Of course it was! I'm awesome! And naturally, everything I write is awesome!

[godisachild]

Really?

Cause it kinda seemed like you weren't too sure of yourself at first, chief.

[armywithcountry]

You must be hallucinating. I'm always sure of myself.

[godisachild]

Doubt it. I'm rarely wrong.

Bet a lot of people give you crap for being that way, huh? About how you're not being "polite" or some garbage?

[armywithcountry]

You are this time.

Ha! Manners are for weaklings and sissy aristocrats! The way I see it, I'm too awesome to have to follow a bunch of bullshit rules so I can protect people's feelings or whatever. Like I care what they think!

[godisachild]

The hell I am.

But you know what? You're right on that. Other people have a problem with what I do or say, that's all well and good for them, but it doesn't mean I care they have a problem.

You talk sense, mister. I like that.

[armywithcountry]

Hahahahaha! Exactly! And anyone who gets offended over what I do is a weakling, anyway!

Of course I do, I'm awesome. But you're pretty cool too, kid. What's your name?

[godisachild]

I know, right? Like, if you don't want to play with the bigger kids, get out of the way.

I'm Pokey Minch. What's your name?

[armywithcountry]

Goddamn straight! I don't have time to deal with whiners and crybabies and sissies!

I'm the awesome Kingdom of Prussia! You fight at all, Pokey?

[godisachild]

Not personally, no. Least not a lot of the time. I ain't a fighter like you, where I can afford to just out and out kick the crap out of someone from the sounds of you.

But I helped lead an army for awhile, and that was pretty sweet. The whole end-game of it kinda sucked though. Don't know what I would have done if my opponents hadn't gotten lucky, since the guy I was leading the army for had one of the worst plans ever.

[armywithcountry]

That's just because you haven't gone through my awesome training. You come out of Prussian training either strong or dead. But it sounds like you've got guts and experience, which is more than I can say for half the people here. Tell me more about this war of yours.

[godisachild]

[He pauses for a moment, thinking.]...It was fun. Like, a lot of it sucked, but parts of it...for different reasons, were fun

[armywithcountry]

[YEAH most of the stuff about aliens went over his head, 1815's here.]

Yeah? Well, other than part of destroying Earth - conquering it is way better - you sound like a Prussian to me. Nothing better than the thrill of war, of stepping out on the battlefield and hearing your troops rally behind you and your enemies screaming in pain in front of you. It's the only way to live.

[godisachild]

Now that I could totally live with. I might just take you up on your training. Might as well, considering I need to get back at this town for all it's stolen from me when it brought me here.

Might need to, ah, do some exercise before hand. I'm not exactly in the best of shape.

[armywithcountry]

Just make sure you can handle it before you sign up. Anyone tries to back out or cry, I'll kick their ass.